Because it's Sunday (and I'm actually sitting in church as you read this), I'd like to start my post with a prayer. . .(ahem). . .
Oh Lord,
Help me to be pure,
but not yet.
-St. Augustine (Yes, really.)
Amen.
Are your thighs trembling in anticipation? Are your teeth sweating in excitement? Are you a raging, inferno of wanton lust waiting for The Crafty Hos | Ho hop to thrill the panties offa' you like a virgin on prom night?!?!?
Then watch out all you mamby-pamby, waist-high-white-brief-wearing, I-don't-think-you-should-be-touching-there, lights-out-nose-to-nose-toes-to-toes wannabes - Get off the corner and go play dolls with all of the other little girl stampers, because The Crafty Hos are pulling it out one. . .last . .time.
Now that I've scared all the Methodists (and I can say that because I attend Bethany UMC. . .;), it's off to Tammy's corner you go. . .;)
featuring Some Support | Hang in There
Supplies: Bugaboo Stamps image, Impression Obsession image, Stampin' Up! card stock, PaperTrey Ink card stock, The Paper Company card stock, ??? ribbon, ??? embellishments, A Muse Art Stamps sentiment.
