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Sunday, July 31, 2011

The Crafty Hos: Ho Hop

Because it's Sunday (and I'm actually sitting in church as you read this), I'd like to start my post with a prayer. . .(ahem). . .

Oh Lord, 
Help me to be pure,
but not yet.
-St. Augustine (Yes, really.)

Amen.

Are your thighs trembling in anticipation? Are your teeth sweating in excitement? Are you a raging, inferno of wanton lust waiting for The Crafty Hos | Ho hop to thrill the panties offa' you like a virgin on prom night?!?!?

Then watch out all you mamby-pamby, waist-high-white-brief-wearing, I-don't-think-you-should-be-touching-there, lights-out-nose-to-nose-toes-to-toes wannabes - Get off the corner and go play dolls with all of the other little girl stampers, because The Crafty Hos are pulling it out one. . .last . .time.

Now that I've scared all the Methodists (and I can say that because I attend Bethany UMC. . .;), it's off to Tammy's corner you go. . .;)


Supplies: Bugaboo Stamps image, Impression Obsession image, Stampin' Up! card stock, PaperTrey Ink card stock, The Paper Company card stock, ??? ribbon, ??? embellishments, A Muse Art Stamps sentiment.

22 comments:

Carolina Girl (Cely) said...

Oh La La is right!!!! Feisty....what a fun card!

Hestia's Helper said...

HAH!! I am laughing OUT LOUD at your post! I even read it to DH!! VERY VERY funny!
When I read "I've scared all the Methodists", I think I peed a little! (-:
Your card is PERFECT for this post...
or is this post PERFECT for the card??
Either way... it's TERRIFIC!!

Stacie

Jenn said...

LOL...thanks for the giggle this morning!!! I love your card and sense of humor!!

~Jenn~
scraps2happen @gmail.com

imthenoni said...

OMG Mama you did it again! That was the funniest post and the card just gorgeously fit right in with the post. Love the sense of humor you always bring.

Tammy Miller said...

Great Card Rae Anne!

Debra said...

LOL love your card!
Wow, I wish you all a wonderful crafty future. I follow most if not all of you individually (I will make sure I do during the hop!) Thanks for the inspiration you have provided.

Craft long and prosper! May the craft be with you :)

Debra
xdebrax@yahoo.com

THE HOOSIER STAMPER said...

Very beautiful!

juelmarie said...

sad to see ya go - but we'll meet again in blogland!

Hugs
Juelmarie

:: BlueInks :: said...

LOL! Your card is just perfect for the image. I love the heart shape and the black lace cover.

I enjoyed the CH Blog, thank you. I will 'see' you around the SCS threads!

Take care~

Tammy L said...

This is a fabulous card and thanks for the giggle this morning. Sorry to hear Crafty Ho's is ending. Great inspiration.
Tammy
tampatha01@gmail.com

Susan's crafty chaos said...

LOL! Loved your post and that card is just GORGEOUS! Thanks so much for all the fun at the Hos over the past year and a half!

Tammylee said...

Love your card! Just perfect colors. Sorry to see your challenge close! Best wishes in all you do!

Barb said...

thanks for the laugh--very cute card too!

darling Ho said...

Fantasy project!! Love the lace.
Sorry for hear a great challenge to be end.
~darling Ho

Carolina Girl (Cely) said...

Know you are a busy girl so I will leave a comment her for JJ sewing. I love all the buttons and especially that zig zag cloth (can't think of the right word). The card made me want to grab it and rub it and feel it and just love the texture and the entire card. It's a touchy, feely card to me!

Kathleen said...

sorry to see the end of the challenge. and good luck with your crafty future.

great card too! very 'saucy'!
kathleen mc x

Lola said...

OMG you are too funny! And not that I don't believe you, but I'm off to google that quote to see if it's true! If so - that's AWESOME!! I can see a t-shirt in my near future.

Candi said...

ooh la la indeed! Great card Rae Anne! You always make me smile..

Made by Mandy said...

Sorry to see the Crafty Ho's go but 18 Months is a long time in Blogland so your challenge has done well.

Thankyou for all the inspiration you have provided to us and I wish you all the very best for your future crafting and personal journeys.

Love Mandy xxx

~♥~The Navy Wife~♥~ said...

PMSL! Ok you got my attention! And I love you card as much as your post! Both are genius!

Sandra Stephens said...

Brilliant card sad to say bye bye to Crafty Ho's best wishes xxxx

Courtney said...

What an awesome card!! So sorry to hear the blog is ending.

Courtney~