Bugaboo Stamps: Ruby Calendar Months | February

How on God's Green Earth do writers do it?!?!? How do they come up up with witty, insightful, relevant things to say day-in-and-day-out?!?!? All I can think of to say about this card is that it makes me think about conjugal calisthenics. . .Oh, Lance. . .;)

Supplies: Bugaboo Stamps image, A Muse Art Stamps note card, SU card stock,Copic markers, Heidi Grace embellishments, A Muse Art Stamps embellishments, computer-generated sentiment, and the brad. . .I have no freakin' clue. . .;)